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Song Parodies -> "A Monica Woman ( Political)"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

Original Performer:

The Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"A Monica Woman ( Political)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

a monica woman, stay away from me,
a monica woman, down upon your knees,
the oval office has got a door,
under the desk, you cannot be a bore,
you covered up your dress with goo,
linda knew just what to do
now woman,
put it away,
a monica woman,
testify today

a monica woman, stay away from me,
a monica woman, down upon your knees,
the oval office has got a door,
under the desk, you cannot be a bore,
shoulda used your hips this time,
but willy loves your denture size,
now woman,
put the dress away,
a monica woman,
this is what I say-ay-ay-ay-ay

a monica woman, lucky bill's not gay
a monica woman, what you gonna say
don't think you can hide no more
call the "oral Office " no more
you got important things to do,
preserve his dna it's true,
now woman, said get away,
a monica woman
what do people say??

go, gotta get away, gotta get away go go go
I don't believe you woman
you on your knees, you woman
bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye
you're no good for me,
I know you'll suck-seed (succeed)
gonna look you right in the eye
gonna tell you what I'm gonna do
I think I'm gonna heave
I'm gonna let it go
I think I'm gonna heave
I'm gonna heave , here woman
goodbye a monica woman
goodbye to willy's left schtick

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 20, 2003 - Report this comment
I had a bad feeling about clicking this one but it turned out to be the most obvious "why havenīt anybody thought of this one before" Iīve seen to this almost household name original. 555.
malcolm higgins - September 21, 2003 - Report this comment
hey Michael Chill, man.. when exactly did I become a wingnut anyway??? if the left will shout and scream and hear no other comments (the tong syndrome) it works for the right too.. policical in brackets from now on, as well as proof beyond pudding my gremlin is a leftie.. sorry pal, political stripes from here in get very few comment sections... next time your teammate on the left wing there allows comments, I'll expect you to blast him too, and will watch eagerly.. my non-politicals will always have comments..

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