drugs are flowing endlessly into my intravenous drip
they're bunging up my ass, I think I want a booty nurse
demerol and bowls of soy are now within my sore behind
I need a hand job, can I get a booty nurse?
I would even pay her.. ummmmmmmmmm
my thing needs to change it's oil
my thing needs to change it's oil

images from anaesthesia dance before me like a million eyes
I fantasize about a booty nurse
what if I had got a snake bite on my lower hangy thing,
would she suck the poison out,
I need my booty nurse?
I would even pay her.. ummmmmmmmmm
my thing needs to change it's oil
my thing needs to change it's oil

sounds of laughter from the last nurse
ringing through my dorm room bed
she saw the little thing I have
she's not a booty nurse
she just asked me in a pinch If I was paying by the inch
she said it wasn't worth her while
to be a booty nurse
I would even pay her.. ummmmmmmmmm
my thing needs to change it's oil
my thing needs to change it's oil