Bears, they live so far away,
I think I'll go and see one today
eating berries, ants and roots, but the one that eats shoots
they are great, and they are rare, too
and I, I'm gettin so close to their pen,
I thank you China you sent,
a pair of black and whites, you don't see everynight
I'll gawk away, everyone else too

see the whites around their eyes, their fur,and their big size,
a panda
gonna tell you what to do, get down now to the zoo
a panda
soft and cuddly claws and hair, but man they're still a bear,
a panda..I'd love two

and it looks like today's the day
the breeding looks like fun, I'd say
all the foreplay with the claws, and the licking the schnozz
to feel that way
I don't wanna choose to
and i may be home soon, I know
for the money that I paid, I wanna see her get laid
it's risky though...
we don't wanna lose two..

and watchin close these two
black and white, the whole way through
I'd say they're in love, those two



see the whites around their eyes, their fur,and their big size,
a panda
gonna tell you what to do, get down now to the zoo
a panda
soft and cuddly claws and hair, but man they're still a bear,
a panda..I'd love two

he's a guy,
I know that he can't wait
and this pair, this pair they just can't die, girl
extinct, they may be too late
you , you and I girl,
lets show them love together,
it's now or never
and tomorrow may be too late

see the whites around their eyes, their fur,and their big size,
a panda
gonna tell you what to do, get down now to the zoo
a panda
soft and cuddly claws and hair, but man they're still a bear,
a panda..I'd love two