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Song Parodies -> "Can You Make It Good And Tight?"
Original Song Title:
"Help Me Make It Through The Night"
Original Performer:
Freddy Fender
Parody Song Title:
"Can You Make It Good And Tight?"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
take the shaver to the hair
look real close, observe it all
open up and look in there
it's like a bloody danceroom ball
though the sides are slack and gone,
like to use it every night
so I ask you, with your knife,
can you make it good and tight?
don't try explain just what is wrong,
don't give the facts to me
just tell me you can do
some plastic surgery
take the spare skin, from the trim
to the burn room have no fears
maybe someone who comes in
will need a pair of nice new ears
it's got it's own new postal zone
can you make it good and tight?
it's got it's own new postal zone
can you make it good and tight?
look real close, observe it all
open up and look in there
it's like a bloody danceroom ball
though the sides are slack and gone,
like to use it every night
so I ask you, with your knife,
can you make it good and tight?
don't try explain just what is wrong,
don't give the facts to me
just tell me you can do
some plastic surgery
take the spare skin, from the trim
to the burn room have no fears
maybe someone who comes in
will need a pair of nice new ears
it's got it's own new postal zone
can you make it good and tight?
it's got it's own new postal zone
can you make it good and tight?
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You must be slippin' Chucky some 'hush money' on the side! :-D
Once again, this song is by Kris Kristofferson, with the hit version by Sammie Smith. Though Kris may have written it on a Fender guitar.
Damn Mike.. I thought this was by Dr Bob the dog from the muppets, and it was about Miss piggy... rats!! foiled again!!!!
"Adult content is not added to this site. If your parody deals with sex, don't submit it. If you can't say it to someone 10 or older, don't submit it." Adult content and/or sexual content could be debated, but I definitely wouldn't want my 10-year-old reading this. I hate to complain, but it sure seems like Amiright is looking more and more like WhatFreaks.com lately...
I let it slide because I figure it's vaguely worded, so that you'd have to have a dirty mind to know what's being discussed..
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