Song Parodies -> Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head

Original Song Title:	"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head"
Original Performer:	BJ Thomas

Parody Song Title:	"Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head"
Parody Written by:	Malcolm Higgins

drained wops keep fallin on my head
i'm just a croc who lives below the venice bridge,
by the lovers ridge,
but I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin,

so I just did me some talkin to the one
the dracula who's takin blood from all these silly wops
then over the side he drops,
those drained wops keep fallin on my head they keep fallin

but there's one thing, I know,
the ones they sent to feed me, it won't leave me
it won't be long till darkness falls,
and drac awakes and comes to feed me

drained wops keep fallin on my head
and every one has bite marks on the neck
ah but what the heck,
I'm never gonna save their veins by complainin

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Billy Florio - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Im kind of offended by this....but nevertheless, where the hell did you think up this idea?

norman k - March 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Yeah, I'm not Italian, but racial/ethnic slurs offend me very much. No need for it.

Bubba - March 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Actually, that song is from 1969.

PJ - April 25, 2003 - Report this comment

WOP as an ethnic slur comes from With Out Papers, as in illegal, yeah I know Without is one word but it goes to show the ignorance of people who hate. Hey BJ your song is blowme, below me that is, see good pun bad pun. It's all in fun so on your knees byotch. Yours truly, PJ DiSanti

I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment

I hope there's another meaning for WOP! Because if you're singing what I think you're singing, then you a racist son of a b!#(h!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy DiRito - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment

No there is only one meaning for this word and I heard it a lot growing up. I'm here to tell you that my grand parents came from Italy and I don't know if they had papers or not, nor does it matter for that part, they spoke two languages and people who only spoke one called them stupid. I am offended by this song. I had a song rejected by ChuckyG today because it parodied another writer on this board. He indicates that it was rejected because it was against the rules. So why is this allowed and mine gets rejected? There is another meaning for WOP - WITH OUT PREJUDICE. This is so unfair. .

Guy DiRito - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment

Pat - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm adding my voice to this overwhelming crowd against your song...it is biased and totally without merit..it offends everyone here. Think again on your principles and redo them post haste.

Michael Pacholek - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment

Keep this up, Malcolm, and you will be sleeping with the fishes. On the other hand, he got Guy and me to agree on something, which is a remarkable achievement. Sort of like getting France and Germany to agree on something. But at what price?

Hoeveel - July 11, 2003 - Report this comment

This is quite interesting. My mate stumbled on it a few months back -

http://rsdb.org/

'The Racial Slur Database - Helping Make the World a Better Place'

Veeto - January 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I fairly strange one. Slightly funny. What I find far more strange is that some persons have been offended by it. Surely its just a bit of a laugh?

SPiN - February 21, 2007 - Report this comment

I prefer to suck on Germans as they tend to be less greasy, their speech patterns make the necks more pliable for my fangs and they generally stop on the bridge to take in the night time air. DAM Italians, they just flail their arms too much!

John Boothman - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Let's not get too precious, guys. (Sticks and stones etc.) The first line is so brilliantly zany and I love the surrealism of the lyric. it has to be straight 5s.

unKnownVotress - April 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Oh, that ~DNA~ it' ll get you every time, Sir. While I do agree with Sir Guy that racial parodies are only 1-sided! but this is cute; I've been on the RialtoBridge, so this does bring back memories!

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Song Parodies -> Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head

"Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head"

BJ Thomas

"Drained Wops Keep Fallin On My Head"

Malcolm Higgins

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