look at my nose, right on the end..
I wet myself ,and now I need depends
I have two knobby knees
and a viral new disease,
can you help me pretty please?

goodbye cruel world, you're hard to like
when your schnozz is like a chiseled spike
and you lost half your hair
more zits coming everywhere
just one ear, I need a pair

such a boy, I've become, I have reasons to be glum,
and my eyes arent fine, they are crossed most of the time

I'd thank my mum, her d.n.a
has made me like this, I cry every day
on my arse is growing hair
I'm too small, yes, way down there,
people often stop and stare

goodbye cruel world, you're hard to like
when your schnozz is like a chiseled spike
and you lost half your hair
more zits coming everywhere
just one ear, I need a pair

such a boy, I've become, I have reasons to be glum,
and my eyes arent fine, they are crossed most of the time

I met michele, my trusted wife,
she tried to end it with a knife,
entered right below my chest
thought the heart was near the vest,
cut the lungs, but missed the rest.

goodbye michelle, it's hard to like
when your schnozz is like a chiseled spike
and you lost half your hair
more zits coming everywhere
just one ear, I need a pair


such a boy, I've become, I have reasons to be glum,
and my eyes arent fine, they are crossed most of the time

such a boy I've become I have reasons to be glum,
up my nose I can reach, cause it's bigger than a beak