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Song Parodies -> "Dead Head Nine"

Original Song Title:

"Red Red Wine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Dead Head Nine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

dead head nine..is that their heads?
they should go get a man with smarts and so

dead head nine.left now is through
what can they do, this bunch?
memories won't go memories won't go

right is fine everytime
thought I knew they were dead
they are gone, and they'll whine
they put them up there, their best..

dead head nine.. they look morose to me
they aughta chew a bone
they're falling apart, their "new" start


dead head nine, you lead the left so fine
you keep me laughin all of the time
dead head nine, you keep your motley band
away from my place, and just leave this land
dead head nine, you got it oh so bad,
whan I see you go, I won't feel bad
dead head nine, you hear me good this time,
punched out chads can stick to slime


dead head nine, your thoughts are so amazing
stupid, amazing you really stink at this thing
dead head nine, you got god awful stuff
your kind of crap keep me thinkin of..
dead head nine, thank you for your time
circuit court has bought you some more time
dead head nine, with your lefty style
dead head nine, spew another new pile

give me a little time, let me clear out those nine
give me a little time, let me write 'bout those nine
show the next nine, cause this group just aint fine
they are losers all of the time
dead head nine, make a leftist whine
monkey folk always do, when they outta time
the lie broke, and davis is a joke,
in Frisco, Dncino, little left choke
dead head nine, you got god awful stuff
your kind of crap keep me thinkin of..
dead head nine, thank you for your time
circuit court has bought you some more time
dead head nine, with your lefty style
dead head nine, spew another new pile

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