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Song Parodies -> "The Hit My Bummy Boy"
Original Song Title:
"The Little Drummer Boy"
Original Performer:
Traditional Christmas
Parody Song Title:
"The Hit My Bummy Boy"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
spank, I told her,
my rump a pum pum
just whack my butt for me,
my rump a pum pum
not hard enought to sting,
my rump a pum pum
right there beside my ring,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
beat me endlessly
my rump a pum pum
will you remember me?
my rump a pum pum
my cash is all for you
to beat on my bum
it's what you're paid to do,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
shall I scream for you?
tha thump on my bum
on my bum
poked and prodded,
my rump a pum bum
this is the best of times
my thump a bum bum
that leather whip feels great
ka chunk a bum bum
my dominatrix great,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
my rump a pum pum
just whack my butt for me,
my rump a pum pum
not hard enought to sting,
my rump a pum pum
right there beside my ring,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
beat me endlessly
my rump a pum pum
will you remember me?
my rump a pum pum
my cash is all for you
to beat on my bum
it's what you're paid to do,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
shall I scream for you?
tha thump on my bum
on my bum
poked and prodded,
my rump a pum bum
this is the best of times
my thump a bum bum
that leather whip feels great
ka chunk a bum bum
my dominatrix great,
oh rump a bum bum,
thump a thunp thump
make my butt numb...
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