there'll be no things to wash your hands,
but then they're clean right from the start
no need to stop at the muffin stand
I need a bagel when I start
those poppy seeds to call my own
and coffee cups will end the dawn

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just toast my bagel in the morning, angel
just my cream cheese, before you feed me, baby
just toast my bagel in the morning angel
then slowly turn away from me

maybe by lunchtime I'll be done,
but it wont matter anyhow
maybe I'll have a jewish bun
it's all I ever want right now
and if that cream cheese type is light
maybe my pants wont be too tight...

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