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Song Parodies -> "Oh Royce Miller"

Original Song Title:

"Oh Suzanna"

Original Performer:

James Taylor Version

Parody Song Title:

"Oh Royce Miller"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Royce girl when will we try??
I come from up Toronto way, to write my parody
of Merry, Pippin, and now Royce,
the three chicks here for me
I wrote all night the day I came,
my brain stem it was fried
could not think to wipe myself
thank god my ass air dried

Oh Royce Miller, oh you're the girl for me
leave old Rice Cube on his own
and write some stuff with me

I came to amiright to be the best that can be
four hundred more, I'm number one
that's where I should be
if Royce would say the word, well then
we'd duet parodies
I'd write the lines, and send them off,
to wait here restlessly
I'd snap the ass on I laughed off
Oh please Royce it feels right
just say the word, I beg you please
lets rule at amiright

Oh Royce Miller, she's the gal for me
with a lightning wit, and a sense of rhyme
I'm king and queen she'd be

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 10

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 4   0
 5   8

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Jeff Reuben - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Too funny!
Jordan (Mike Armstrong) - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
This is hilarious. the 1/1/1 bug got you. bet it was royce... =)
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh no! We been displaced by a real woman! Malky had his way with poor hobbitses and then tossed them out in the cold... *sniff *
Royce Miller - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
You made my day, Malcolm. You're from Canada-that's great. I lived in western Canada for about 7 years; saw some beautiful things. I'd love to write a duet with you. All the best
Tone-Def - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
real woman? is that supposed to imply something merry?
Rice Cube - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, Merry is a puppet, didn't you know that? And I'm the fairy godmother ;-D I can't believe you'd leave me for Malcolm, Miss Miller...I thought I had you in my charms too, darn it! :-)
Mike Florio - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
very good song man, but if you duet with Ms Miller, you wont make your parody count any higher since duets dont get counted with the rest...:-D
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Tone-Def: Heh heh. 95% is a challenge... ;-D

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