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Song Parodies -> "The Please Stop All Your Toking"
Original Song Title:
"On Top Of Old Smoky"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Please Stop All Your Toking"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
please stop all your toking
and snorting that coke
it screws up your liver
and you end up broke
it causes displeasure
with judges and cops
but I think it's funny
when you fall and flop
your senses will leave you
and then tere is more
your wife will then join you
become a crack whore
your dealer betrays you
when things all go wrong
and the DEA raids you
as you puff your bong
the prisoners will love you
and you will see red
your butt cheeks up higher
head under the bed
so don't be a loser,
stop smoking that crap
or I will just beat yu
a punch kick and slap
your life will a-wither
and then yu will die
I'll inherit mom's money
as the last living guy
and snorting that coke
it screws up your liver
and you end up broke
it causes displeasure
with judges and cops
but I think it's funny
when you fall and flop
your senses will leave you
and then tere is more
your wife will then join you
become a crack whore
your dealer betrays you
when things all go wrong
and the DEA raids you
as you puff your bong
the prisoners will love you
and you will see red
your butt cheeks up higher
head under the bed
so don't be a loser,
stop smoking that crap
or I will just beat yu
a punch kick and slap
your life will a-wither
and then yu will die
I'll inherit mom's money
as the last living guy
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A cautionary "tale" there at the end... nice story tellin'!
This needs to go into the DARE program they thy to teach in schools.
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