these things called rugs,
on top, I handle it,
these things called rugs,
adjust, and fondle it,
is it ready?
crazy little things called rugs

this thing, my rug,
it lies, on my forehead all night
it flips, it dries,
curl it all up or do a hairy flip,
is it ready?
crazy little things called rugs

there goes my old one...
ot sad on my chrome dome
I also sold one
it made my head feel sweaty.
now I'm in a cool cool sweat..

my god I look cool, relaxed
I'm hip, it's stuck on my head
front to back, see? sits right
lose it if I ride on a motorbike,
but I'm ready.. hairy sweaty
crazy little thing called rugs

this thing, my rug,
it lies, on my forehead all night
it flips, it dries,
curl it all up or do a hairy flip,
is it ready?
crazy little things called rugs
crazy little things called rugs
crazy little things called rugs