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Song Parodies -> "Pedophile"

Original Song Title:

"Stay Awhile"

Original Performer:

The Bells

Parody Song Title:

"Pedophile"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

into kids lives he creeps
pictures, loading them down
trading, on discs he keeps
with the trail all wrong, and closing down

how he makes me shiver,
how he lives is vile
with scotland yard, he's all a quiver
I guess he's just a dirty pedophile

he saves the new files from the net
uses his plastic for more
the "Who" picture hangs like a mural
I guess I'm convinced he's a pedophile

how he makes me shiver,
how he lives is vile
with scotland yard, he's all a quiver
I guess he's just a dirty pedophile

how he makes me shiver,
how he lives is vile
with scotland yard, he's all a quiver
I guess he's just a dirty pedophile

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Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Stray Pooch - April 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Oy. Sorry, I can't vote on this one. The subject is too gruesome and I really loved that song. I was wondering if this was the one I remembered from my younger days - at least the one good thing about it is that now I FINALLY know the artist!! Thanks, at least, for that but bang goes THAT childhood memory - lol!!!

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