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Song Parodies -> "Men (the Michael Jackson Autobiographical Lullaby)"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Men (the Michael Jackson Autobiographical Lullaby)"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

men, they're not what I am looking for,
men they're too old I like kids much more
here, young lad just take a drink,
get drunk and you won't think,
we'll watch pornography
and what good friends we'll be

men are covered with that body hair
men when young are soft with skin so bare
with those soft young tight behinds
that really blow my mind
just remove your sixze six pants
her at my kiddie ranch

I used to say "I" amd "me"
now it's us, you are three
I used to say "I" amd "me"
now it's us, you are three

men, like judges, writers and D.A's
they don't understand just what I say
kids are young and play with toys,
I'm wrong to play with boys
if I could do it all again
I'd still prefer young men

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Pacing: 3.1
How Funny: 3.1
Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 7

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John Barry - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Ah, Michael, he hardly blew ye.
Poop Pants - April 03, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody, and good choice of 70s OS. 5's
brezzy - June 17, 2012 - Report this comment
(sarcasticly) would michael be proud! - - "

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