Song Parodies -> Pool Change
| Original Song Title: | "Cool Change" |
| Original Performer: | Little River Band |
| Parody Song Title: | "Pool Change" |
| Parody Written by: | Malcolm Higgins |
if there's one thing I can't stand when I'm swimming,
is the stuff that floats all around
I like cool and bright clear water
chlorine and charcoal filters
are the only real ways to go
cause my skin is black, we need some big filtration
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change
I will help you drain all the water
and I never will bear a grudge
but you can clean out the dirt and spit and snotters
it will be quite a special feeling,
to dive in the pool again
see the bottom, won't feel like a river
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change
I've never been pragmatic
and sometimes I don't care
there's something in the filter
a thousand pubic hairs
a thousand pubic hairs.
if there's one thing I can't stand when I'm swimming,
is the stuff that floats all around
I like cool and bright clear water
chlorine and charcoal filters
are the only real ways to go
cause my skin is black, we need some big filtration
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change
is the stuff that floats all around
I like cool and bright clear water
chlorine and charcoal filters
are the only real ways to go
cause my skin is black, we need some big filtration
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change
I will help you drain all the water
and I never will bear a grudge
but you can clean out the dirt and spit and snotters
it will be quite a special feeling,
to dive in the pool again
see the bottom, won't feel like a river
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change
I've never been pragmatic
and sometimes I don't care
there's something in the filter
a thousand pubic hairs
a thousand pubic hairs.
if there's one thing I can't stand when I'm swimming,
is the stuff that floats all around
I like cool and bright clear water
chlorine and charcoal filters
are the only real ways to go
cause my skin is black, we need some big filtration
it's time for a pool change
I know that it's time for a pool change
bacterial life, has my nose rearranged
I note that it's time for a pool change
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Any one that owns a swimming pool knows it can be a real pain to care for at times. Funny parody , man!
Terrific parody, Malcolm
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