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Song Parodies -> "Don't Fear The Reefer"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reaper"

Original Performer:

Blue Oyster Cult

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Fear The Reefer"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

suck on a fat one, son,
smoke till your mind is gone
people, don't fear the reefer,
suck it in, it takes away pain,
we can play the guitar,
come on baby don't fear the reefer
we'll be able to fly, don't fear the reefer
take it all you can

all my wine is gone
smoke it back, till done
roll me more and pass it back,
we'll end up in emergency
roll me more and pass it back
40 bloody ounces every day
rollin all that I can get
40 bloody ounces every day
we will find happiness
40 more coming today
we can take all we can get
come on baby don't fear the reefer
we'll be able to fly, don't fear the reefer
take it all you can

smoking two for one
my poor brain is gone
paranoid now, with sadness
cause it's clear I cannot go on
then the door got opened and the cops appeared
we got arrested, like we had feared
the judge was laughing, when we appeared,
saying.."don't be afraid"
come on, pay me. and we had no fear
and they ran us in, someone started to cry
they then charged us and said goodbye
we had become like they are
the we joined a band
we 'd become like they are
come on baby

don't fear the reefer

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 13

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Johnny D - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Funny stuff as usual, Admiral Higgins!
Diva - October 29, 2003 - Report this comment
How many Mary Jane parodies have you done? I can recall quite a few. LOL! Probably more than my total of parody posts. =)
Chris Caillouet - January 31, 2015 - Report this comment
Mr. Higgins, I was just doing the final pruning on my own likewise-inspired parody when I sniffed yours out. I had no illusions that this was an original idea -- I'm sure it has occurred to most anyone who KTOS. Your homage to The Ganj' is bi+chin', man. I regret that it took me nearly twelve years to give you the three high fives you deserve.
Phil Alexander - February 05, 2015 - Report this comment
Chris - Sorry to be the bearer of bad news: Malcolm died back in 2010. He was amiright's first author to pass the 1000 parody mark, and as a mark of respect, you'll see in the list of parody authors the number of parodies for each author written as "Malcolms"
Don - July 11, 2017 - Report this comment
I always sung this song as follows: Don't smoke my reefer, come on baby I'll be able to get high.

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