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Song Parodies -> "Kerry's A Dork"

Original Song Title:

"Cherry Hill Park"

Original Performer:

Billy Joe Royal

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry's A Dork"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

Kerry will sell you all out, cause Kerry's a dork
the tit for tat, a democrat, he'll tax all your work
all the right they criticise him.,
on the left they idolize him
but Kerry we will be in the dark
yeah cause kerry's a dork

Kerry's thrill, used to vote out the democrat side
Teddy boy, they vote in step, likes Kennedy lies
in the daytime, kerry's nose showed a whopper,
when he was caught, a real flip flopper,
cause Kerry will, keep all the cash from your work
cause Kerry's a dork

ahh Kerry will just tax and spend, cause Kerry's a lark
Kerry will tax you to the end, down and out in a park

come one day, Kerry will, he'll just go away
when the right, shows him it's might, dry up, blow away
scandalous, the history a stinko
underneath, totally pinko,
cause Kerry will, bring the chill he's a dork
yeah Kerr's a dork

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