well I started out
on a one lane road
just starting out,
I'm a danger zone

and I drove around,
and I hit a tree
and the cops came up,
and arrested me

I'm learnin to drive
as I bounce off things
stayin alive,
is the hardest thing

well the bumper's gone
scraped the paint
as I ran red lights
pretty it aint


I'm learnin to drive
as I bounce off things
stayin alive,
is the hardest thing

asked my dad,
can I borrow the car
hit the first tree,
didn't get far

so I tried again,
but I just can't think
my mom told me
I drive like a chink


I'm learnin to drive
as I bounce off things
stayin alive,
is the hardest thing


I'm learnin to drive
as I bounce off things
stayin alive,
is the hardest thing