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Song Parodies -> "Blubber Of Mine"

Original Song Title:

"Lover Of Mine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alannah Myles

Parody Song Title:

"Blubber Of Mine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I feel way better when I'm losing you
will I ever become what I've always wanted to?
they tell me I'm a chunky one
how can they say that when it breaks my heart
to see I've gained another pound or two


ohh blubber of mine
oh oh blubber of mine
when you are so fat
you got hangers off your arms
I gotta peel, a whole lotta weight, this blubber of mine

anfter I found out just how much I weighed
one last butter tart, and I'll start the diet someday
my desire for food is always wild
medically, dangerous time, and I see me lookin
at another pizza today


ohh blubber of mine
oh oh blubber of mine
when you are so fat
you got hangers off your arms
I gotta peel, a whole lotta weight, this blubber of mine

I like my salmon cold, my sushi is freezin,
I try to stuff it inside
I love hams, and t-bone steaks when I'm hungry
and all washed down with coke, I really love to dine


ohh blubber of mine
oh oh blubber of mine
when you are so fat
you got hangers off your arms
I gotta peel, a whole lotta weight, this blubber of mine

I gotta peel, a whole lotta weight, this blubber of mine
I gotta peel, a whole lotta weight, this blubber of mine

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