(she) where are those campsite trails? they seem so hard to find..
I lost my bearings too, the treeline seems to wind.
whatever happens now, my love, I hope it's understood
lets just have one last shag before we're lost for good

(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..

(her) we seem so far away, but darling are we near?
when I start to squeal, will other campers hear?
the stars look cool above, I love the mountain air
just hope the pinecones don't get in my hair..

(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..

(bonus verse) parody album mix...

(her)the fire has burned down low, my darling we should go
there's people searching now, I hear them down below...
the blanket's soaked with sweat, the fire heat was good
and if you stoke me now, I'll need a piece of "wood"


(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..


(me) I'm not declining, darling, stop your whining,. G.P.S
the signal came now we are safe because of G.P.S
when we're gone, I just turn the return tracker on..
come along, lets just shag, and then we'll move on..