remember nudist days, you showed your hard behind
I had a hangy gut, you didn't seem to mind
whatever happend to those times?
we'd camp in lonely woods
you used to look so nice, you used to give me wood

when you got near me, you would always steer me, "get undressed"
the clothing, take it, baby lets get naked, get undressed,
jeans are gone, now the fig leaves can both just go on'
jeans are gone, and the cows and the lambs just look on


you looked so far away, though you were standing near
you're fatter now, your butt just like a steer
you have some rolls of dough, a butterball you should
just get a cape, and cover up for good

when you got near me, you would always steer me, "get undressed"
the clothing, take it, baby lets get naked, get undressed,
jeans are gone, now the fig leaves can both just go on'
jeans are gone, and the cows and the lambs just look on

when you got near me, you would always steer me, "get undressed"
the clothing, take it, baby lets get naked, get undressed,
jeans are gone, now the fig leaves can both just go on'
jeans are gone, and the cows and the lambs just look on