on the road to the white house, as they belong there
John McCain and our Sarah, popular everywhere
we can see in the distance, a land of peace and delight
barack has savvy, but his lies grew thin
the country moved to the right
when she stands in the doorway
we'll see a wishing well
we'll be thinking to ourselves,
this Sarah Palin has done very well..
on her knee, Trig will dandle, and she'll show is the way
there were voices from the corridor, heard the press corps say..

all gather round and let Sarah warn ya
such a lovely face, ( such a lovely face)
and she won the place
pretty and pure gather round let sarah warn ya
any time of year, she can gut a steer

her eyes are sparkly and gifted, she got the winchester lens
she can drop a lot of pretty caribous, they meet their end
then she dresses their carcass, and she shows no regret
some mixed with coriander, some boiled babette
so I called up McCain then, said get your geritol
and we sat and watched the tube, the democratic fall
and still those lefties are screaming from far away
and they shrill oh no we list to the right
yes they will today..

all gather round and let Sarah warn ya
such a lovely face, ( such a lovely face)
and she won the place
pretty and pure gather round let sarah warn ya
she's a nice surprise and beat lefty guys

we mirror what she's feeling, she is warm and nice
and she said we just need some morals here, less gratuitous vice
and in republican chambers we gather for the feast
we won it from the mountain highs, and from farthest west to east
last thing I remember, obama hit the floor
he tried to demand a recount, and spit chads on the floor
relax said miss rodham, you will soon make yoour leave
and in 2012 me and Sarah run again, so I do believe..