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Song Parodies -> "Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune)"
Original Song Title:
"Teenager In Love"
Original Performer:
Dion And The Belmonts
Parody Song Title:
"Caretaker With Gloves ( The Janitor Tune)"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
each time I was a barrel it nearly breaks my heart
and I remember skipping, I lost jobs at the start
each night I grab my gloves for my job..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves??
one day I mop the kitchen, one day I do the glass
with drano, cleanser mixes, that really burn my *ss
each night I store the jars up above
why must I be a caretaker with gloves?
I drink my beer, can't live without two..
if I get drunk enough, my shift I will make through
and if you want to see me cry, that won't be so hard to do
just watch me get my paycheque, then plunge the toilets through..
each night I stash the jars up above.
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
I drink my beer, can't live without two..
if I get drunk enough, my shift I will make through
and if you want to see me cry, that won't be so hard to do
just watch me get my paycheque, then plunge the toilets through..
each night I stash the jars up above.
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves....
and I remember skipping, I lost jobs at the start
each night I grab my gloves for my job..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves??
one day I mop the kitchen, one day I do the glass
with drano, cleanser mixes, that really burn my *ss
each night I store the jars up above
why must I be a caretaker with gloves?
I drink my beer, can't live without two..
if I get drunk enough, my shift I will make through
and if you want to see me cry, that won't be so hard to do
just watch me get my paycheque, then plunge the toilets through..
each night I stash the jars up above.
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
I drink my beer, can't live without two..
if I get drunk enough, my shift I will make through
and if you want to see me cry, that won't be so hard to do
just watch me get my paycheque, then plunge the toilets through..
each night I stash the jars up above.
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves..
why must I be a caretaker with gloves....
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A good story of a lonely life Malcolm. Interesting, I have never seen an American spell 'cheque' before. Extra 5s for that! What's the go?
Do we own Canada now? Cool!
Sir Malcolm, you're not alone . . . norCAL cowBoys wear gloves, too!
hey male hobbit I'm a canuck
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