nothing you can say can make me take away from my fly
nothing you can do about seing my tube behind my fly

i'm sticking to my pants and I have felt better
I should have dried, it got put away wetter,
I'll tell you not to start cause I'll never tear apart my fly

nothing you can make will make me free the snake from my fly
even if you beg, you'll never see my leg, from my fly
she made offers, it was offer, honour,
but she never grabbed my little monster,
you'd best be believing you'll not be seeing my fly

as a matter of opinion, I think it's so long,
then I got to harlem, and I saw I was wrong
it's a matter of taste, I won't extract
my little white man and that's a fact

no muscle bound man could put his big hand on my fly
no young gir's face will ever see the place near my fly
it may not be all that long,
but if you think she's complaining, well you're wrong
that's just the plan today to keep folk away from my fly
no muscle bound man could put his big hand on my fly
no young gir's face will ever see the place near my fly
it may not be all that long,
but if you think she's complaining, well you're wrong
that's just the plan today to keep folk away from my fly