Song Parodies -> "Some Kinda Laxative ( The Ex Lax Tune)"

Original Song Title:

"Some Kinda Wonderful"

Original Performer:

"Some Kinda Laxative ( The Ex Lax Tune)"

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The Lyrics

to agri.. who inspired this

I don't need to spend lots a money
I don't need the fiber bars
I got nutrients inside my bod
yeah I got more than I could ask for...
now I hope it comes with sound..
I don't have to sit here all night
cause of stuff I will eat, lets see what's comin',
will my cheeks spead open oh so right..

like a baby, squeezes tight,
like a baby, the bowl's out of sight,
cause you know I took..
some kinda laxative
some kind of laxative yes, I did, it's
some kinda laxative.. yeah yeah yeah yeah....

well I squeeze now with my arms,
cause it's way too dry down there
ooh constipation makes me hurt
my ass feels like it's on fire...
and I wrap my longish arms around me
it's driving me out of my mind
then when this baby scoots from me, feels like I'm shitting my spine..

like a baby, squeezes tight,
like a baby, the bowl's out of sight,
cause you know I took..
some kinda laxative
some kind of laxative yes, I did, it's
some kinda laxative.. yeah yeah yeah yeah....

now has anybody got some sweet little chocolate like mine?
got to be somebody, took a little piece of chocolate like mine

take it when I'm shitless.
take it when I'm shitless
take it when I'm shitless
take it when I'm shitless..

cause you know I took..
some kinda laxative
some kind of laxative yes, I did, it's
some kinda laxative.. yeah yeah yeah yeah....

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Aoid - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

poo isnt funny.

Poopie Longstocking - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Hey Aoid, why do you put down people's poo-parodies with your comments and your punishing votes? If you don't like them you should just leave Amiright and never come back. Self-appointed poo-police like you just ruin other people's fun. You must be a lonely and sad person if you feel you have to punish others for things you personally find distasteful.

Aoid - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Poopie Longstocking (or whoever the hell you are), please stop responding to my comments. I have every right to express how I feel about poo. If you make one more response, I will report it as inappropriate and have chucky deal with it.

3musketeers - May 29, 2004 - Report this comment

yeah poopy longstokcing leave aoid alone -- this aoid obviously has a skull full of poo so why bother, just let aoid go on wasting their life expresing their feelings about poo so the rest of us can keep laughing at aoid's childish poo-fixation!!!!

Meriadoc - May 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Malcolm honey, please find a way to write about sex again! I was eating when I read this... :-P ('take it when I'm shitless" was pretty funny, tho'! )

Aoid - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment

to 3musketeers: I just don't find poo very funny, that's all. I just feel that it is an inappropriate thing to write about. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?

malcolm higgins - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment

Merry, for you, anything baby

Uky - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree that poo is not funny.

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