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Song Parodies -> "Shami, Don't You Talk So Fast"

Original Song Title:

"Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast"

Original Performer:

Wayne Newton

Parody Song Title:

"Shami, Don't You Talk So Fast"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

the rewind on the v.c.r was dyin,
and it got so bad I had to have it fixed
but half way through my service
as the techie'd start to talk,
his accent seemed too fast to be for me,
I said to him,

Shami, don't you talk so fast
Shami don't you talk so fast,
Shami, slow down, son,
Indian is not fun,
Shami don't you talk so fast

now it broke my heart to tell this old Punjabi
that his accent was just too thick for this land
I had no way of knowin, that he didn't understand
a single word that came out there from me,
I said to him,

Shami, don't you talk so fast
Shami don't you talk so fast,
Shami, slow down, son,
Indian is not fun,
Shami don't you talk so fast

if only for the sake of the work order
I just had to show the defect there and then
and try to make it work right
just to get my tapes rewound
and Shami'd have to talk real slow to me,
I said to him...

Shami, don't you talk so fast
Shami don't you talk so fast,
Shami, slow down, son,
Indian is not fun,
Shami don't you talk so fast

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