well I miss my wife,
and she's such a honey
now the lord sent me
out to get some cunny
and the honey he sent me don'tcha know
is a kind of funny ho
well I drove the stroll and I checked them all
and this funny ho, is the booty call
and the funny ho, for a few buck tips
clamps her facial lips,

oh funny ho, won't you be a baby
funny ho, be a girl
said a joke in there, and I got a bone,
she's a walkin talkin, funny ho, '
oh funny ho, won't you be my lady,
funny ho, be my girl
it's a darn bad life when you miss your wife for funny ho's


and the lord said now that you have a ho,
get a room for an hour and off you go
and I got a little room and I guess you heard
she was workin on my bird
and we played around and everything
got my money's worth, as she did her thing
and I hoped and prayed when I got home
no germs on my bone,

oh funny ho, won't you be a baby
funny ho, be a girl
said a joke in there, and I got a bone,
she's a walkin talkin, funny ho, '
oh funny ho, won't you be my lady,
funny ho, be my girl
it's a darn bad life when you miss your wife for funny ho's

and the lord says now that I've gone and strayed,
when that funny ugly ho got laid
that I would never dwell with him above
cause I got some dirty love
and the wife came home, and she looked down there
and said what's that thing in your pubic hair
and she took a little look and I had to blab
I hope it's not a crab,

oh funny ho, won't you be a baby
funny ho, be a girl
said a joke in there, and I got a bone,
she's a walkin talkin, funny ho, '
oh funny ho, won't you be my lady,
funny ho, be my girl
it's a darn bad life when you miss your wife for funny ho's