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Song Parodies -> "Takin Care Of Quizno's"

Original Song Title:

"Takincare Of Business"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bachman Turner Overdrive

Parody Song Title:

"Takin Care Of Quizno's"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today

takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh

my employment was courted,
cause the way I make assorteds
is an art form at least I've been told
and the ham and cheese selection
can give a corpse an erection
just with the shape of those tittie like rolls
people see me havin fun,
puttin food between the buns,
salt and pepper okay?
indigestion we avoid,
when my food is employed
just have a sub it lasts you all day

takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh

guitar lead

I get up every mornin the alarm clock's warnin,
got to make those buns look pretty
there's a rack right up,above
where buns are cooled and we love it
when the buns sometimes look like titties
and if the meat's on mine, then I know it tastes fine,
and I drop some mustard on just for today
as I'm reading sigmund freud,
while I'm gainfully employed
I hope I don't see "JARED" today

takin care of quizno's
everyday
takin care of quizno's
quit subway
takin care of quizno's
it's allright
takin care of quizno's
and fillin in my time uh huh

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Claude Prez - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
The Freud part made me laugh. Also, the name "Quizno's" makes me laugh and it makes a great title. Great job.
... - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Excellent work!
Wild Man - September 29, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL, You got the trifecta.
G30RG3 - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Your Probaly my fav parodier
Michael Pacholek - June 05, 2004 - Report this comment
This one came right from your sub-conscious? It's the best sub-sandwich parody since my own "Don't Eat There At Subway."

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