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Song Parodies -> "Late Anna Nicole"
Original Song Title:
"Shake Rattle And Roll"
Original Performer:
Bill Haley And The Comets Version
Parody Song Title:
"Late Anna Nicole"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
you came red hot smokin'
wiggling hips and cans
with our eyes wide open
what chance did we stand?
another Norma Jeaner,
that's how this all ends
those real small dresses,
hair done up just right
got oil caresses,
and then the estate fight
a little train wreck comin'
then the news tonight..
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole,
Late Anna Nicole
well, I hope you got it right
to save your tortured soul
just like a big old cat,
love the old guys soon,
but then you go fat,
your ass one big balloon
at least the oil man's money
didn't run out soon
I believed you did it wrong,
and now I know
a short fast life,
and even you must go
so lt this be a lesson
there's more to life than gold
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole,
Late Anna Nicole
well, I hope you got it right
to save your tortured soul
wiggling hips and cans
with our eyes wide open
what chance did we stand?
another Norma Jeaner,
that's how this all ends
those real small dresses,
hair done up just right
got oil caresses,
and then the estate fight
a little train wreck comin'
then the news tonight..
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole,
Late Anna Nicole
well, I hope you got it right
to save your tortured soul
just like a big old cat,
love the old guys soon,
but then you go fat,
your ass one big balloon
at least the oil man's money
didn't run out soon
I believed you did it wrong,
and now I know
a short fast life,
and even you must go
so lt this be a lesson
there's more to life than gold
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole
Late Anna Nicole,
Late Anna Nicole
well, I hope you got it right
to save your tortured soul
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I thought that Anna Nicole was beautiful and that her life ended too soon, and this parody would be very hurtful to her family.
Great title. And food for thought.
quick on the uptake, malcolm, and perfect OS choice as usual - 555
Wow, that was pretty quick thinking to come up with this parody when she hasn't even been dead 24 hours.
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