I went to the bar just the other night,
I bought them extra large, I hoped they'd be tight,
I asked a little girl if she would do me
when the rubber slipped off I caught her vd

oh vd why is it on me
won't you won't you won't you clear with pills
oh vd why is it on me
won't you won't you won't you clear with pills

I saw her weeks later, I asked for some more
I wanted cleaner loving and not from some whore
I saw a new lesion and asked her to see
her medical certificate of cleared from vd

oh vd why is it on me
won't you won't you won't you clear with pills
oh vd why is it on me
won't you won't you won't you clear with pills

I finally got to talking bout birds and the bees
I saw a nasty rash right down to her knees
I asked if creams emollient would cure her disease
she said not likely it's triple herpes

oh vd why is it on me
won't you won't you won't you clear with pills
oh vd why is it on me
won't you won't you won't you clear with pills