the democrats they had a notion,
to screw the U.S.A.
just to show an example,
see Cali-for-n-i-a
we're thinkin time for a recall
before we're screwed today
now we're gonna be turfin'
Turfin Gray today

you see he lied about the budget,
and all the cash he owes
he thought he was perfect,
as he thumbed his nose
but now we have Arnie,
come to save the day
and everybody's gone turfin'
turfin Gray today

we're planning the new route,
we're gonna take today
we'll be rippin down his billboards
that tout the lefty way
he had a job for the summer,
but he cannot stay
cause we're gonna be turfin'
Turfin Gray today

democrats, commies,
are in the Palisades
Sanofree and Sunset,
are turning right today
and we'll have our jollies
as we're booting out Gray
everybody come turfin,
Turfin Gray today