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Song Parodies -> "Rogaine"

Original Song Title:

"Cocaine"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eric Clapton

Parody Song Title:

"Rogaine"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

if you're thinning on top, and you want to stop
rogaine
if your head is bald, and your hair growth has stalled,
rogain
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine

when your brow is gone, and you want a new one,
rogaine
if your comb over's bad,
and you're just like your dad, rogaine
we all like we all like we all like
rogaine

when you're head's got no hair, and you cry it's no fair,
rogaine
when you got cash, don't pout, and your hair it fell out,
rogaine

we all like we all like we all like
rogaine

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.2
Total Votes: 22

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Johnny D - June 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hair-raising!
Charlie - March 10, 2015 - Report this comment
I like the mike cross lyrics better

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