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Song Parodies -> "Warsaw"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Paul Anka

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

it is dark and it is cold,
they speak polish, so I'm told...
I don't care I'm going someday
all names end in "Ski" they say
there's one girlwho is so rich
her name's Onya Backyabitch
Oh please come with me to warsaw

by the nice beach Black Sea coast
caviar gets spread on toast
then the china, silver's out
just to eat some sourkraut
for dessert we'll have cole slaw
served by some guy "Boguslaw"
oh please come with me to Warsaw...

oh my darling, we'll discover
Polish girls, they're like no other
I'll just go there and we'll start
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Only thare can free my heart
Only there it smells like farts
when I'm eating breath mint lucky charms
feed my face fast with both arms
yes we'll love it every night
for five buckski's stay the night
oh please come with me, to Warsaw..
oh please, to Warsaw
Oh please, to Warsaw
Oh please, to Warsaw

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LadyCharmCakes - November 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Lord HiGUNS, ~The DUKE o'Sex-On-Knee ~ I hear that the US dollar is strong in PoorLand, Sir! Here's 5 Brewski's, but hold the Brats!

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