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Song Parodies -> "Dancing With Miss Mills"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing With Myself"
Original Performer:
Billy Idol And Generation X
Parody Song Title:
"Dancing With Miss Mills"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
Heather wants to dance...well malky wants to write
to the dance with stars she goes
with her five flesh, five wood toes,
and her lego-erector
tripped the metal detector
as he's dancing with miss mills..
well there's just no wood in sight
though she removes it every night
well we've waited so long for
this day yes so long,
and he was dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
well she really did prove
to dance on tongue and the groove
and she was dancing there quite well
well they looked all over the world
she's still, her leg twirls
but in that dancing park
I could swear I saw bark
as he was dancing with miss mills
so lets see just what they do
attach it on with screws
and as I saw the peg
it looked like a leg
as he was dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
well she really did prove
to dance on tongue and the groove
and she was dancing there quite well
to the dance with stars she goes
with her five flesh, five wood toes,
and her lego-erector
tripped the metal detector
as he's dancing with miss mills..
dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
and if I had the chance,
I'd ask miss mills to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask miss mills to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask miss mills to dance
with her five flesh, five wood toes,
and her lego-erector
tripped the metal detector
as he's dancing with miss mills..
well there's just no wood in sight
though she removes it every night
well we've waited so long for
this day yes so long,
and he was dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
well she really did prove
to dance on tongue and the groove
and she was dancing there quite well
well they looked all over the world
she's still, her leg twirls
but in that dancing park
I could swear I saw bark
as he was dancing with miss mills
so lets see just what they do
attach it on with screws
and as I saw the peg
it looked like a leg
as he was dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
well she really did prove
to dance on tongue and the groove
and she was dancing there quite well
to the dance with stars she goes
with her five flesh, five wood toes,
and her lego-erector
tripped the metal detector
as he's dancing with miss mills..
dancing with miss mills
dancing with miss mills
and if I had the chance,
I'd ask miss mills to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask miss mills to dance
If I had the chance
I'd ask miss mills to dance
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