I am jusch an aging schkottisch boy, and in the filmsch, I usched to play
I wasch called a loon, for my verbal transchgresschinsch
now they schay I am an old billy goat, and I'm fading and gray
lischen, and hear my progresschion

it'sch a houschehold word, CONNERY
no matter what you believe
I have made lotsch of money,
in entrapment, a thief,
played guysch from hischtory with armiesch and my looks,
I've touched schome mammaries, but only in booksch

now lischen right here, my laughter
thisch schould be your schong...
the man'sch too big, the man wasch bond

I have played schomeone meek, played schomeone mild
with Zeta-Jones coschtar, I was scho beguiled
I have danced in schome ballsch, inschide danger zchonesch
the highlander piesche, where I lived on and on

now lischen right here, my laughter
thisch schould be your schong...
the man'sch too big, the man wasch bond

I have played a mick in schipyards, was irisch that day,
I don't like the oschkarsch, but I got them anyway
they now are old schilver, and acsh I look back on life,
your schischter gave me herpesch, but I gave it to your wife

oh father pleasche help me?
make them sching thisch schong..
the man'sch too big, the man wasch BOND
the man'sch too big, the man wasch BOND
the man'sch too big, the man wasch BOND