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Song Parodies -> "Syphillis"

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Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

sneakin to the clinic there,
slippin in the door
had a little nooky with a nasty whore

syphillis, look at this
clap clap, go away,
I don't want no more
take penicillin,
and then take some more
syphillis, look at this
sha la la la la lala la la la la la la
sha la la la la lala la la la la la la

foreigh lesion is the reason
I came in the door
cure me of syphillis, this is sore
cuts and sores came out some more,
I need to medicate
next time use trojans, and keep your willy safe

you can't hide this
it hurts when I piss
and I'll infect you
baby I'll get you
might as well face it
syphillis, I'm ready to infect ya

sha la la la la lala la la la la la la
sha la la la la lala la la la la la la

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Michael Pacholek - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Once again, Malcolm gives us the benefit of his experience. Malcolm, thank you for giving "Syphilis" to all of us.

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