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Song Parodies -> "VD"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Eric Crapton

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

at the request of RED ANT here it is..
if you just whip it out,
and you worry about vd
when your lay is done,
and you've had no fun v.d.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like v.d.

when you leave the bed,
and there's spots on your head, vd
if you go see the doc,
and your thing is in shock, v.d.
I don't like, I don't like, I don't like v.d

when the treatment is in,
it's penicillin, vd
if you're careful next time,
and you wrap up your vine, vd
you won't get you won't get you won't get..vd

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   5

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Eric Clapton - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Darnit, Marcolm, why do you have to misspell my last name?
Royce Miller - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Malcolm, there don't seem to be alot of people voting today--but of the ones you posted, this is my favorite.
Rick Cormier - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd whip out three fives for it.
Michael Pacholek - April 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Very Delightful.
Red Ant - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
LOL Malcolm, 555 for making a VD parody of " Cocaine " as I mentioned!! Now you can do one ( if you haven't already ) of " Cocaine" called " In Pain " ( I was going to do one about back pain, but I think you might be a bit more, umm, nasty about it ). :) PS- Do you not like Eric CLAPton ( pun intended ), as on my keyboard the R and L are pretty hard to mistype?
Red Ant - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Ps- Those 5's were EARNED, not just given because I requested it. Glad to see someone do a parody I requested ( and coming from a man with over 1300 now, quite an honor ).

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