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Song Parodies -> "Very Hairy Man"

Original Song Title:

"Solitary Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Neil Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"Very Hairy Man"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

belinda was mine till the time that she found it
a hairy pass., just above my ass
sue came along and was fine till she saw it
a velcro sack.. on my back

don't know if I will, but until I can find me
a shaver with grips long enough to reach down behind me
I'll be what I am
a very hairy man

had it to here tryin nair on my tummy..
part time thing.. left a ring
I know it's been done havin weedwhacker treatments
not again... hurt my skin

don't know if I will, but until I can find me
a shaver with grips long enough to reach down behind me
I'll be what I am
a very hairy man

don't know if I will, but until I can find me
a shaver with grips long enough to reach down behind me
I'll be what I am
a very hairy man

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