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Song Parodies -> "The Sex Change"
Original Song Title:
"The Anthem"
Original Performer:
Good Charlotte
Parody Song Title:
"The Sex Change"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
with help from my 13 year old boy.. a chip off the old block. we write the sad story of a young man who wants to be a eeeeeuuuuuuuwwwa woman!
need a new way,
cause this is old,
be a good wife,
so the story goes
need a sex change cause this is kind of lame
at my high school
it was clear to me
reassignment, with surgery
when I get there, I'll have to sit to pee
I don't ever wanna have no boobs
want to do the things girls do
don't wanna hear you call me gay
and I no longer wanna
I no longer wanna be you
don't wanna be just like you
what I'm sayin is,
this is the answer
guess now my time's up
don't wanna be Stu
at the clinic,
I had surgery
had a boob job,
and take the "Pair" from me
and then I'll live the way I want
gonna be bi
do chicks sometimes
actin real wild,
and drink rose' wine
I'm just a minor yet, so don't pay no mind
yeah I really wanna be like them
I wanna have a nice new boyfriend
I wanna be feminine, proud
and I no longer wanna
I no longer wanna be you
don't wanna be just like you
what I'm sayin is,
this is the answer
guess now my time's up
don't wanna be Stu
all at once, they're mine,
checked them twice, that's ok
shake them three times, I'm a stripper and that's ok
boo-hoo-hoo
don't wanna be just like you
what I'm sayin is,
this is the answer
guess now my time's up
don't wanna be Stu
boo hoo hoo
I wanna be just like you
I had a sex change
mixed all my glands up
no you can't see me. thinkin about me
another reassignment
another reassignment
another reassignment
cause this is old,
be a good wife,
so the story goes
need a sex change cause this is kind of lame
at my high school
it was clear to me
reassignment, with surgery
when I get there, I'll have to sit to pee
I don't ever wanna have no boobs
want to do the things girls do
don't wanna hear you call me gay
and I no longer wanna
I no longer wanna be you
don't wanna be just like you
what I'm sayin is,
this is the answer
guess now my time's up
don't wanna be Stu
at the clinic,
I had surgery
had a boob job,
and take the "Pair" from me
and then I'll live the way I want
gonna be bi
do chicks sometimes
actin real wild,
and drink rose' wine
I'm just a minor yet, so don't pay no mind
yeah I really wanna be like them
I wanna have a nice new boyfriend
I wanna be feminine, proud
and I no longer wanna
I no longer wanna be you
don't wanna be just like you
what I'm sayin is,
this is the answer
guess now my time's up
don't wanna be Stu
all at once, they're mine,
checked them twice, that's ok
shake them three times, I'm a stripper and that's ok
boo-hoo-hoo
don't wanna be just like you
what I'm sayin is,
this is the answer
guess now my time's up
don't wanna be Stu
boo hoo hoo
I wanna be just like you
I had a sex change
mixed all my glands up
no you can't see me. thinkin about me
another reassignment
another reassignment
another reassignment
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The story of my life, dude! Just kiddin
Hey, did you notice that your the only one that made fun of this song? Well thats because almost everyone likes Good Charlette. But I'll have to admit, the pacing was great. But really, why did you have to make fun of Good Charlette out of all the other bands out there right now? And just to tell you, It's not funny
eeeeeuuuuuuuwwwa? Excuse me but being a woman is much, MUCH better than being a man!
yah good charlotte is the best band ever!!! or is it simple plan, or blink182...? lol they all rock . and that song is sorta weird. what inspired u to write it? maybe we dont want to know.
my 13 year old son co-wrote it...he knew the song, and was laughing over a cross dresser song I had just completed the same night..
haha thats great... another reassignment woah-oh!
did whoever change into a male or a female?
nevermind, i get it know
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