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Original Song Title:

"The Rose"

Original Performer:

Bette Midler

Parody Song Title:

"The Nose"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

for all the plastic surgery fans out there
some say ears, look like a liver,
they run, and sag so low...
some say cheeks, are like a leaf bag,
so you can suck and blow
some say lips, can be a hunger
to fix that aching yap
I say gums, are like the grout, though
that fills those toothy gaps

it's a fart, your ass is breaking,
that's running down your pants
it's the cream of stomach taking
a run at freedom's chance
it's the gut that won't be shaking,
from liposuction's grip
and the knees, all cracked and bleeding,
and say no to those lips...

when you lie there, sad and lonely
and your wait has been so long
you want love, your one and only,
but all men are so wrong,
but remember, in the winter,
that man who walked in snows
how white cane an equalizer,,
he couldn't see the NOSE

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
The Rose - The Nose - that's funny. 555
Leeann - April 17, 2005 - Report this comment
IT SUCKED MONKEY BUTTS. weasel. I wish I was a biscuit.
Alyssa - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
What are you on, Leeann? Great parody, Malcolm. I loved the rhyming and the idea behind it. 555

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