they ask me whyyyyyyyy
why am I Merry's guy?
I'm Merry's noon and nighty night night
here, Amiright
I'm Merry's high and low,
don't ask me why????
cause I don't knowwwwwwww
it's not for lack of love
with Pips, Menage a trois'
darllliinnnnnnnnn

ow gimme a date with mer
song writing "Mer"
rhyming, screaming,
writes about our action
give me something "Mer"
I can't wait no longer,
here baby, there baby,
everywhere daddy daddy
Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer
Royce's choice is
Malky,holdin Pippin and "Mer'

gender issue is a breeze
Mer is such a tease
I always want to please my "Mer"
down on my knees
a song full of pacing threes
there aint no wordsa
for the beauty the wonder, of Mer's spendour,
yeah my Mer mer mer mer mer mer mer mer
show it, know it
long as I keep holdin my "mer"

I want her love straight, also Pippin,
get to see them do some strippin
never ever hear me whining
but for "Mer" you know I'm pining
in bed, I'd be ridden
under them I'm hidden,
twisted fondled, handled mangled
with both legs I'm strangled
"but, I'm ready"

oh say can you see my "Mer" if you can
then my thing's too short

have her here
take her there
anywhere
I can't stop my self

I'll be ga ga from the go go
Oh "Mer" don't say no, no
I dream she's blonde
brilliantine
natural down "there"

oh "Mer" just close the door, it
don't matter more, it
hallelujah, lets have us some fun
and just slip Pips above me

Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer
know it, show it,
long as we can show it
Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer
know it, show it
Mer baby can we show it
my "Mer"