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Song Parodies -> "Mer"

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Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

they ask me whyyyyyyyy
why am I Merry's guy?
I'm Merry's noon and nighty night night
here, Amiright
I'm Merry's high and low,
don't ask me why????
cause I don't knowwwwwwww
it's not for lack of love
with Pips, Menage a trois'

ow gimme a date with mer
song writing "Mer"
rhyming, screaming,
writes about our action
give me something "Mer"
I can't wait no longer,
here baby, there baby,
everywhere daddy daddy
Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer
Royce's choice is
Malky,holdin Pippin and "Mer'

gender issue is a breeze
Mer is such a tease
I always want to please my "Mer"
down on my knees
a song full of pacing threes
there aint no wordsa
for the beauty the wonder, of Mer's spendour,
yeah my Mer mer mer mer mer mer mer mer
show it, know it
long as I keep holdin my "mer"

I want her love straight, also Pippin,
get to see them do some strippin
never ever hear me whining
but for "Mer" you know I'm pining
in bed, I'd be ridden
under them I'm hidden,
twisted fondled, handled mangled
with both legs I'm strangled
"but, I'm ready"

oh say can you see my "Mer" if you can
then my thing's too short

have her here
take her there
I can't stop my self

I'll be ga ga from the go go
Oh "Mer" don't say no, no
I dream she's blonde
natural down "there"

oh "Mer" just close the door, it
don't matter more, it
hallelujah, lets have us some fun
and just slip Pips above me

Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer
know it, show it,
long as we can show it
Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer Mer
know it, show it
Mer baby can we show it
my "Mer"

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 4

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Urillia - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
OK! Now you wrote something that was really worth it! I can tell you worked hard on this one.
Meriadoc - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Let's see - from '8' to 'hung like a horse' to 'too short' - looks like we aren't the only ones that keep changing... ;-D
xqj - May 15, 2003 - Report this comment
What is the original song "from"? If it's from something, keep in mind that you can't type the double quote " mark into the author, artist, song, or parody fields. If you do, the first mark and any subsequent characters will be cut off when your parody gets processed. Instead of the " mark, try using a single quote mark, 'like this'. This is just a little suggestion.
Peregrin - May 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh !

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