my ass is feeling, this could be serious girl
right at this moment, I could devastate your world
before I go crazy, before I explode,
when this comes out of me, you just better know
I've got to go..

chorus:

I've been quaffing 57 bev vies,
I've had beans and eggs in the bar,
and the way it hits me, every time it hits me
I've got to walk and go
I've got to walk and go fart

smells like pollution, clouds of gas here tonight
my ring is ready, I'm squeezing it tight
if I don't let it, then I'll be in pain,
my gitch may be wetting, but I can't explain
and I don't want a change

I've been quaffing 57 bev vies,
I've had beans and eggs in the bar,
and the way it hits me, every time it hits me
I've got to walk and go
I've got to walk and go fart

don't need the crapper, outside is good,
all I got to do is let it out
and I'll let it out good

I've been quaffing 57 bev vies,
I've had beans and eggs in the bar,
and the way it hits me, every time it hits me
I've got to walk and go
I've got to walk and go fart