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Song Parodies -> "Put Your Clam In The Sand"

Original Song Title:

"Put Your Hand In The Hand"

Original Performer:

Ocean

Parody Song Title:

"Put Your Clam In The Sand"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

put your clams in the sand of the land beside the water
put your clams in the sand just before you boil them to eat
take a fork out yourself and you can eat so many tastefully
and taking the clams from the sand with some ham and eat gleefully

every time I look into the menu book I want to order
some salad of fries and a beer with a side of chowder
and some side on the menu look so good but maybe a little greasy
and it causes me gas to know I eat the things not good for me

put your clams in the sand of the land beside the water
put your clams in the sand just before you boil them to eat
take a fork out yourself and you can eat so many tastefully
and taking the clams from the sand with some ham and eat gleefully

the waiter was chinese and he said just to eat "number seven"
and I bit into it and it clammed up and it tasted like heaven
and I'm feeling kind of hungry and the number of times I could eat another "number two"
then pull the clams from the sand of the land near galilee


put your clams in the sand of the land beside the water
put your clams in the sand just before you boil them to eat
take a fork out yourself and you can eat so many tastefully
and taking the clams from the sand with some ham and eat gleefully


Everybody's got it wrong


put your clams in the sand of the land beside the water
put your clams in the sand just before you boil them to eat
take a fork out yourself and you can eat so many tastefully
and taking the clams from the sand with some ham and eat gleefully

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alvin - December 01, 2007 - Report this comment
made me feel clammy....5s
2Eagle - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Good parody.
MICH@EL - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
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