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Song Parodies -> "Loony Toony, Not Agreein' Little Midget North Korean"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Bryan Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Loony Toony, Not Agreein' Little Midget North Korean"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

he has said he would start the reactor
said his uranium was not weapons grade
but the new stuff he bought is a factor
so we'll see just what progress he's made
1,2,3,4, kim Jong Il's a little bore..

he is a loony toony, non agreein' little midget north Korean
that we saw for the first time today
a loony toony not agreein little midget north Korean
and in his place, he refuses to stay

he said things until we sent bombers..
a dozen b52's on the shore
now he doesnt say boo, he's much calmer,
if he threatens us again, we'll send more
5,6,7,8, now he will negotiate

he is a loony toony, non agreein' little midget north Korean
that we saw for the first time today
a loony toony not agreein little midget north Korean
and in his place, he refuses to stay

if you think Mr Il, you're forgotten,
don't you try anything too perplexed
don't make bombs, 'cause you know it's verboten.
if you do, when Iraq's done, you're next
one two, three four, sing the chorus, just once more

he is a loony toony, non agreein' little midget north Korean
that we saw for the first time today
a loony toony not agreein little midget north Korean
and in his place, he refuses to stay

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Pacing: 4.8
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Rice Cube - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehe...that must've taken some doing to even make the title fit. Nice!
Billy Florio - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
I loved it! Great job again Malcolm!
Meriadoc - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This one will have me laughing all day! Great job!
Michael Pacholek - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty good. It warms my heart to see "old" songs redone this way. It helps that this wasn't another Georgie Bush posterior-pucker. On this one, you be IL-in'. (I will apologize for that pun when Crawford, Texas freezes over.)
Princess Ana - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment
The title alone merits a 5!
Pandoz - April 16, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA....couldnt stop laughing...title alone is a masterpiece....keep submitting man!!!
Mike Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
This was an excellant song! And it was funny! Perfect!
Observer - July 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Clever title. Might be slightly improved by substituting "disagreein'" for "non agreein''" ... plus the line "Said his uranium was not weapons grade" has too many syllables.
AMIRIGHT AWARDS WINNER - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Political Parody
Jack Wilson - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think this is ny fav parody of yours Bravo!

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