he has said he would start the reactor
said his uranium was not weapons grade
but the new stuff he bought is a factor
so we'll see just what progress he's made
1,2,3,4, kim Jong Il's a little bore..

he is a loony toony, non agreein' little midget north Korean
that we saw for the first time today
a loony toony not agreein little midget north Korean
and in his place, he refuses to stay

he said things until we sent bombers..
a dozen b52's on the shore
now he doesnt say boo, he's much calmer,
if he threatens us again, we'll send more
5,6,7,8, now he will negotiate

he is a loony toony, non agreein' little midget north Korean
that we saw for the first time today
a loony toony not agreein little midget north Korean
and in his place, he refuses to stay

if you think Mr Il, you're forgotten,
don't you try anything too perplexed
don't make bombs, 'cause you know it's verboten.
if you do, when Iraq's done, you're next
one two, three four, sing the chorus, just once more

he is a loony toony, non agreein' little midget north Korean
that we saw for the first time today
a loony toony not agreein little midget north Korean
and in his place, he refuses to stay