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Song Parodies -> "Sorority Song"
Original Song Title:
"Authority Song"
(MP3)Original Performer:
John Mellencamp
Parody Song Title:
"Sorority Song"
Parody Written by:
Malcolm Higgins
The Lyrics
from the alpha-beta-charlie-delta-echo-foxtrot-phi sorority
they like to get you in a secret handshake position
they like to get your dues in their cash place
they think they're so cool when they got your new application
I just think it's all a real disgrace
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
so I call up a leader, I say "gimme a chance to be "phi"
she said, you don't need a chance, bring cash and come
I said, can I wear a siut of hair when I'm in the shower
she said shower, baby that's where we have fun
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
they like to get your dues in their cash place
they think they're so cool when they got your new application
I just think it's all a real disgrace
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
so I call up a leader, I say "gimme a chance to be "phi"
she said, you don't need a chance, bring cash and come
I said, can I wear a siut of hair when I'm in the shower
she said shower, baby that's where we have fun
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
I like sororities, sororities let me in
I liike sororities sororities let me in
I been foolin them I'm a cross dresser, and I'm winnin
I find sororities sororities let me in
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