she thought she had it all worked out
thought she knew they would throw it out
when Judd stars quaffin'
when judd starts quaffin

she shoulda stayed off the public road,
but she knew drove where she wanted to go
when judd starts quaffin'
when judd starts quaffin'

(chorus)
when judd starts quaffin
the beer of her choice
out a drinkin and pissin
she's one of the boys
one for the road,
and then suck it back in,
that's what she aughta do
when judd starts quaffin

thought she got her mug shot all neat and so nice
now she need her lawyer's advice
when judd starts quaffin
when judd starts quaffin'

when judd starts quaffin
the beer of her choice
out a drinkin and pissin
she's one of the boys
one for the road,
and then suck it back in,
that's what she aughta do
when judd starts quaffin


the cops have heard it all before
she promised not to do it no more
then judd started quaffin
when judd starts quaffin
when judd starts quafin
when judd starts quaffin