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Song Parodies -> "She Necked Me At Seventeen"

Original Song Title:

"She's Sexy And Seventeen"

Original Performer:

The Stray Cats

Parody Song Title:

"She Necked Me At Seventeen"

Parody Written by:

Malcolm Higgins

The Lyrics

hey man, I don't feel like playin a fool no more......
me neither... can't make me go, no way daddy-o

I ain't bein a fool, she's much too crafty for me
well listen man, I aint goin to school, it starts much too early for me
all I care about is kissin huggin, now I'm history..

I always pop up a boner whan I meet my little marie
always pop up a boner whan I meet my little marie
she's the only girl in this whole world who does this to me

she necked me at seventeen,
my little tonsill-less queen
was just a bit obscene
take my tongue and swish it around, she's mine mine mine

johnny and eddy and me all gave her a try
just stuck our tongues in and went from side to side
and the only thing she would do was open wide..

well it's friday night, we all need a new wench
for a little kisy kissy and maybe a little hot french
but my little girl says I'm just a little too mensch


she necked me at seventeen,
my little tonsill-less queen
was just a bit obscene
take my tongue and swish it around, she's mine mine mine

ah well I felt so swell when my heart would beat
my hands werent still, man I was in heat
babe let me kiss her down to her feet
can't learn nothin in bed you don't hear on the street

wo-wo-baby I like your hair
wo-wo-wo- baby and your nursing pair
you don't care if you've necked to day, you just go wild


she necked me at seventeen,
my little tonsill-less queen
was just a bit obscene
take my tongue and swish it around, she's mine mine mine
take my tongue and swish it around, she's mine mine mine

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