-> "I'd Die Instead (political)"
Original Song Title:
"I'll Cry Instead"
Parody Song Title:
"I'd Die Instead (political)"
The Lyrics
they got every reason on earth to be mad
cause all ten they have are really sad,
if they could have their way,
they'd ask me to vote left today,
but I can't, I'd die instead
they got a chip on their shoulder bigger than their feet,
then they whine and scream in defeat
if I could have my thing,
I'd give them brains to go right wing,
but I can't and I'd die instead
look at the slime on the people there
they will cry when we win there
gonna try to steal the vote away,
but we know too, and we're prepared
so when the white house stays again the old boys club
and all those lefties get the nub
I'll laugh again that day
I'm gonna send them on their commie ways
vote the left? I'd die instead
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