Disqualified from hearing vanguard,
he seeks appointment to the court
he's sitting shaky from the get go,
like he was resting on a wart

he said forget about the past times
I'm really good, and I'll be fair
as Georgie smiles and pushes forward,
Democrats pull out their hair

call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board!

The right has heat from this Alito,
we wonder from where it has come?
lets get another judge here?
and we can really toss this bum

he would adjudicate and roost here
he's just too stupid for the game
who was that other person?
oh no there George, they're all the same!

call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board!

call up Old Arnold there in Frisco,
hee's goot! is vatt he'd say
just get another woman
when replacing sandra Day

call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board!

can't you spot these wrecks?
straightenin out your ranks? tempting fate baby?
Hey George you're such a gambler
put this wormhole in the tank

look out over there
look out over here
can't afford to let him go out
lets just go and have a beer

call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board! (Was Alito summoned right?)
call the board!