we rolled up the windows in the rambler,
the ac's broken, and we fry,
but it's better than the gambler,
who got west nile and then he died

I love the beach but in a sweater
the tan lines etched around my neck
in the winter it's much better
we're sitting naked on the deck

now I'm bored.. got mosquitos everynight
now I'm bored got mosquitos every night
now I'm bored
got mosquitos everynight
now I'm bored...

here comes another 'skeeto
get that raid stuff standing by
and spray it on his nostrils,
and watch the little bugger die

we use the scented candles,
do they work we'll never know,
we even stink like we can't handle
and we don't wipe when we both go

now I'm bored.. got mosquitos everynight
now I'm bored got mosquitos every night
now I'm bored
got mosquitos everynight
now I'm bored...

washing off the deck, going to the bank
getting crazy
ac for the rambler
or buy a sherman tank

skeeters over here
skeeters over there
never gonna go out,
unless I'm like a bear

now I'm bored.. got mosquitos everynight
now I'm bored got mosquitos every night
now I'm bored
got mosquitos everynight
now I'm bored...